I am 51% Blonde

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[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[x ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ x] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[X] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

[X] You just looked at it

[x ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ] People have called you slow.

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

[ x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[X] You’ve fallen asleep in class

[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.

[ ] You just laughed.

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[X] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug.

[ x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket


[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you are confused

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x ] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

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